Kicking the crumbs or kicking a crumb is a Massachusetts term for jerking off or beating your meat.
Mom I was just kicking the crumbs off my bed
A person who is wasting their time with insignificant little things, not lazy but avoiding the serious things.
Jim, stop kicking the twigs and focus on the real at hand.
to be kicked in the Richard is a reference to being kicked in the dick.
Micheal cheats on Mary, Mary give mike a nutcracker then shouts "you've been kicked in the Richard"
Slang for choking the chicken aka masterbating
Dam I’ve got a sudden urge to ‘kick the squirrel’
a drug that is used to wean a drug addict from using drugs.
Methadone is a habit-kicking drug.
Coming into an already controlled chaos situation and stirring up shit with your own ideas and making trouble where there isn't any.
Don't come over here and kick my ant pile.
When you're floating down the lazy river at a Kalahari Resort and you stick your big toe in the vagina of the lady floating behind you.
Brandon, you won't believe it, I gave Jordan the Kalahari Cunt Kick on our senior class trip a decade ago.