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When a female can't stay in a relationship because she's a whore, so instead of admitting to being a whore she claims to be working on improving herself while in all reality is doing nothing to improve herself but sucking and fucking every guy who says hello to her.
Yeah girl, we didn't work out. I'm just doing me ya know?
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Yoooo, last night I took a couple pics of this hot chic.
~why you in the pic?
Dm me
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its simply means, "Excuse me?!". with more of a spanish accent.
person 1: Your mom needs to loose weight
person 2: ACU ME?!
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A me-J is a self performed blow job.
After the big game, all I wanted to do was have dinner, give myself a Me-J and hit the sack.
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One of the most pointless and idealistic doccumentaries of our time. Entrails some "Genius" by the name Morgan Spurlock eating 3 square meals of Mc Donalds for one month and suprise suprise he gets fat. Wow! We never could have figured that one out on our own, hey numb nuts?!
Person A: "Man supersize me is the best film ever!"
Person B: "You sicken me, get the hell out of my office!"
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When jazzlyn thought she could fight but realized all she could do was talk and not throw a punch. All she could say is pop me
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