late-night piss

When you're a little kid and you really don't fucking want to go to bed, you're desperate. You're not tired, you're not ready for this shit. Hell, you can play some Nintendo right now if you wanted to. But no, your parents are fucking dicks and say, "Go to bed or I'll punish yo bitchass!" I don't know if they mean punish or just the regular kind, but whatever. They're fucking parents.

So you know what you do? You say "mooooom, I need to go pee-pee." Those dumbasses will fall for it every fucking time, I can guarantee that shit. Put a money-back guarantee and I'll fucking give you a million dollars if it doesn't work.

The only drawback to this is that the piss will only take around 1-2 minutes, 3 minutes if you really know how to make up bullshit excuses. Below is a goodass example of a situation just like the one described.

Mom: Go the fuck to bed, faggot!
Kid: Mom, I need to take a late-night piss! I don't want to wet the bed again!
Mom: Fine, but make it quick, you little shit.
Kid: (inside his head) "AWWWWWWW YEAAAAAAAAAA"

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home run night

When a smart and experienced guy gets a sheltered girl with no experience to go through 1st, 2nd, 3rd, and Home base in one night.

"Dude i got Stacy over to my house for a crazy ass home run night!"

"Dude, she go all the way?"

"Hell Yeah!"

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free and easy night

An evening/night where you choose to relax at your own leisure, doing whatever you want to do for your pleasure, without giving a f**k about anything else.

Girlfriend: You coming round tonight to watch a romantic film with me? Boyfriend: No, it's a free and easy night for me.

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uwu night sweats

PTSD after a hentai series

Boi I've been having the uwu night sweats

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saturday night knickers

Your most favourite knickers in the world - Ones usually saved for going out on a Saturday Night!

Looking forward to a night on the town - I'm even wearing my "Saturday Night Knickers"...

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date night pro

Love is willingness to disappear,
fuse with another
to become something new, hopefully better
Love divests egotism of relevance

date night pro: dissolve in you, fuse witchu, emerge as brand new.

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Sunday Night Singer

People who sing in church, but are not talented enough to sing in morning church.

Did you hear Adam singing Wind Beneath My Wings?

That dude is a Sunday Night Singer at best.

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