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Hot Mustard

The combined acts of urinating and ejaculating simultaneously.

I blew hot mustard all over her white shirt while climaxing from the hand job I just received. Needless to say, the shirt (and my relationship with this woman) was ruined.

by Super Sexy Italian Guy Steve August 1, 2010

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Hot Michael

The act of having someone lick your butt hole just after shitting instead of using toilet paper.

Kevin had no toilet paper, so Sarah gave him a Hot Michael

by Private_TickleButton December 21, 2011

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Hot Topic

A store with a "punky" and even a small amount of "gothy" feel to it. They actually do have some good stuff, but it is ruined by the wanna be feel the whole store gives off. Even the people working there scream wanna be.

Ironicly, the kids that say "You laugh at me because I'm different, but I laugh at you because you all the same" buy their clothes here, but fail to relaize everything they are buying is mass produced. Just because it is AE or aeropostle doesn't make it different.

Hmm..I tried AE but I still can't get laid, better try a new cliche, lets go to Hot Topic.

I'm so unique I got my shirt off of a rack with 40 others like it.

Pre-packaged Individuality

by Day August 7, 2006

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hot log

a turd with a bun, often served with mustard, ketchup,and relish, served from a "Hot Dog Stand" by a greasy fat guy, usually on street corners in New York or Chicago.

That was an awesome touchdown! lets go get some hot logs.

by nommachine November 18, 2010

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Hot Blatchley

When a guy is taking it doggy style, and partner blows his load in his asshole. Then the feces and cum is extracted from the anus by a hand and fed to one or more goats.

Tom: So how was your date last night?
Chris: It was great! He even let me finish him off with a Hot Blatchley.

by Chris The One - lulz April 17, 2010

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hot cowboy

when a person takes a cowboy hat, farts in it, then places it over the face of another person.

My friend gave me a hot cowboy because I was being a dumbass.

by t bizzle November 30, 2004

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hot eye

The act of throwing boiling hot water in someones face

1. She was peeking into my kitchen window so I hot eye'd her

2. I always keep a pot of water boiling on the stove in case I need to hot eye a door to door salesman

by orthonovum September 12, 2011

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