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when urbandictionary.com make u sign in
I hate this website it keeps saying "please sign in to vote and post new definitions."
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When you get back home after rip 'n' run and you realise how shit not being there is and you miss everyone you met there that you wont see for another year.
Paul:I came home fell asleep on the sofa for 3 hours then i was just depressed all day. I have totally got post rip 'n' run depression
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One of the most unproductive form of exam stress. PASS usually occurs the day following an important exam and involves the sufferer analysing and stressing about said exam and all the things they think they got wrong or right, what they could have done better and how well they think they did.
It is usually accompanied by insomnia which usually leads to poor performance in exams that may follow, thus perpetuating further post and pre-exam stress.
person1- oh man, I'm gonna be up all night thinking about that physics paper we just wrote.
person2- yeah, I definitely got question 9.3.1 all wrong...
person1- damn it, Post-exam Analysis Stress Syndrome (PASS) is so pointless!
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A latin phrase meaning, "After sex, every animal is sad."
Curious man: That rhino just had sex, why is it frowning?
Bald-headed man: Post coitem omne animal triste est!
Curious man: Oh, I guess your right.
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A comedic way to describe a small town.
Son:"Dad, what's the difference between the country and a small town?"
Dad: "Well son, Two stores, two whores, and a post office."
Post Pornographic Stress Disorder, or PPSD for short, is a trauma related disorder caused by viewing incredibly disturbing, sexually explicit material. People affected with the disorder will have reoccurring mental images, flashbacks, and, if unlucky, dreams of the disturbing sexual content they viewed (often by accident). People with the disorder will feel extremely disturbed and often (but not always) oddly aroused, when these mental images occur, causing them extreme stress and discomfort. Diagnosis criteria includes:
1. Having viewed disturbing sexually explicit material (individual's definition of disturbing may very due to different sexual preferences and/or sensitivity to pornography).
2. Have reoccurring flashbacks, and often nightmares, of the pornographic material.
3. Flashbacks and/or nightmares cause the individual extreme discomfort and often sexual arousal from seeing the mental images, causing shame.
4. The content must be "hardcore porn". Mild pornography with somewhat disturbing material cannot be a cause for the disorder.
5. The individual has been having reoccurring trauma from viewing the sexually explicit material for at least one month, and the disorder shows no signs of lessening or causing desensitization to the material.
Friend: "Hey bro, did you see that video I sent you?"
You: "Yes, and I think I now have PPSD (Post Pornographic Stress Disorder)."
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Being scarred of small earthquakes like a little bitch.
My friend Nav experienced an Earthquake and now suffers from Post Traumatic Earthquake Stress Disorder.
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