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This rule states that if you have a girl in one area code, the miniute you enter a different area code you in effect become single, therefore allowing you to have Hoe in different Area Codes, as Luda n Nate sed.
I've got hoes (i've got hhoooeeesss) in different area codes.
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Rule 34A states that it is impossible to invoke Rule 34 on itself; however, as mentioned as a clause for some definitions of Rule 34, abstract concepts cannot have rule 34 invoked upon them. This makes Rule 34A entirely unnecessary as Rule 34 is an abstract concept itself and thus cannot be invoked upon itself, making Rule 34A unnecessary. However, Rule 34A could become the "No Abstract Concepts" Clause.
Guy 1: Rule 34 on Rule 34!
Guy 2: Denied, Rule 34 Exception. Rule 34 is an abstract concept and can't be Rule 34'd.
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An ominous trend in American history, wherein each president elected into office during a year divisible by 20, starting with Abraham Lincoln, has suffered an assassination attempt. Some have been successful, as with Lincoln and John F. Kennedy, though most have failed.
George W. Bush, who was elected in 2000, may or may not have invoked this rule already. On May 10, 2005, in Tbilisi, Georgia (the country, not the American state), a man named Vladimir Arutinian threw a live grenade at W. Due to the handkerchief tied around it, however, it failed to detonate. Alternatively, the rule could have been invoked years earlier by a pretzel.
"When is someone going to invoke the 20 Year Rule again? It's getting close to crunch time, you know."
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If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
The wind was howling and the rain bounding the tarmac, but a baddass bunch of rule 9ers carried on pedalling through the shitstorm that is the British summertime.
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1. Don’t pick up the phone, you know he’s only calling cuz he’s drunk and alone
2. Don’t let him in, you’ll have to kick him out again
3. Don’t be his friend, you know your gonna wake up in his bed in the morning
And if your under him,
You ain’t getting over him
I GOT RULES I COUNT EM
DUA LIPAS RULES
I need a life ik
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Any female of no relation (except in Alabama) who walks in on a male masturbating must finish him off.
Female: Oh my God! I'm sorry! Ummm... Uh....
Male: Rule 126-x
Female: It will be done.
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When talking to someone of the opposite gender over some sort of electronic contraption, such as instant messaging, text messaging, or other alternate forms of communication, the rule states that if said person does not respond to a message in the time of five minutes, that they have either left, or are not paying attention to you. In most cases, this spells doom for relationships, but if your are talking to someone with a short attention span, this may be understandably excused with the necessary punishment of one minute of shunning.
Guy One: Dude, I was talking to that girl but she didn't respond for a few minutes so I used the five minute rule. I dont think she liked it.....
Guy Two: Yea, but its necessary to uphold justice in the social system....
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