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Literally the most amazing feeling I feel bad for those who don’t have one
I love doing stuff with my shower head
Omg same it’s sensational
A FUCKING device women use to pleasure themselves while showering.
•: “Hey ^! What’re you doin’ tonight?”
^: “Nothing much, just playing with my shower head.”
•: “Your.. so horny..”
Trying to take a piss directly after cuming and your piss goes in multiple directions.
1. Dude I just had a shower head
2. I just shower headed.
Yo look at this shower head
*observes*
Wow thats vile
The mass of hair, conditioner, and other fluids that accumulate in a shower drain as a result of having long hair.
Man: “Gross, look at what I pulled out of the drain. How do I have any hair left?”
Woman: “It’s called a shower squid, embrace it!”
When an elderly male receives a rather large facial from a fertile young stud, precisely a young man that is still in highschool
“Ricky performed a Baby Shower on his distant uncle a day prior to his highschool prom”
the act of ejaculating on your partners hair, then they proceed to rub it in like shampoo
That dude Bailey gave Lexi the baby shower, after the movie