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Shitting yourself when you already have swamp ass
Bro, I have swamp ass and I need to shit, but there is no toilet. Time to make some salamander soup.
When you talk to your crush and you turn into a puddle except it's more poetic and you're edible this way.
"I was talking to Max the other day and just turned into a puddle of oddity soup. He just so amazing!!"
The act of a guy jerking off into his bellybutton, sprinkling in oregano, then scooping the mixture into a shot glass to drink it once it becomes room temperature
"Last night I was hungry AND horny, so I made some oyster soup."
a..soup..bowl is a tiktok user who has grade A daddy issues and wants to get to know their mutuals but whenever they have a conversation it gets so awkward that they give up =)
"hey do you know a..soup..bowl on tiktok?" "Yeah, they freaked out talking to me"