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The product of throwing up on top of a shit in the toilet.
Ex:" My roomate left a surprise in the toilet and I turned it into a Texas Chilidog."
Collection of elected officials with high salaries, perks, and absolutely no authority. Since 1987 when every county with a population of over 10,000 has been required to have an independent auditor appointed by the district judges, the position has been a useless waste of taxpayer money.
The Texas Association of County Treasurers supports candidates who kill legislation that threaten their titles. The Texas Association of County Treasurers sent the paper a fact sheet on the importance of keeping the position open.
Buttfucking before the first date.
"Man I don't know if she is hardcore-friendzoning me or if she wants to have texas tea and cookies"
"What do you think my parents will do if I have texas tea and cookies?"
V. The act of spitting into another's throat, typically during intercoarse, that results in them asphyxiating and, in many cases, dying
Well, boys, thats one more lost to Uncle Jimmy's West Texas Fried Breakfast
a.k.a. Dirty Sprite
A codeine and soda mix that was started in Houston and popularized by Three 6 Mafia.
Future in "Ball Like This":
"Private Parties, you on the guest list
I'm sippin on that Ace Of Spades
I'm drankin on good Texas"
A six-pack of beer but each is 16 fluid ounces instead of the typical 12.
I'm not even sure if it's just a Texas or southern thing but it's the perfect amount to catch a vibe.
"Man, after a Texas 6-pack I'd be down to eat anything."
The act of spitroasting a participant, while engaging in a game of Patty Cake.
Honey, grab your strap-on, let's go play Texas Patty Cake with the neighbor.