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The greatest set of men to ever exist, today marked the faitful day we all grouped together to form tomism.
“Im tom taylor”
“No way im tom taylor”
The biggest hoe you’ll ever meet. She‘s the leader of the itty bitty titty committee. She thinks her ass makes up for her lack of tits but in reality it’s flatter than a pancake. Poor thing. I don’t even know how she gets guys but I guess it’s just because she’s easy. She also has a habit of getting with girl’s boyfriends, so if you’re in a relationship, watch out for her. She can’t take a joke, either. So if you’re reading this, Taylor, go ahead and grab a whole box of tissues. Taylor Brook it’s okay that your personality is as dull as a white crayon, not everyone can be the colors of a rainbow.
I caught Taylor Brook sucking my boyfriend’s dick! Again!!!
A washed music artist who farms boyfriends so she can release mediocre, generic pop music that (predominantly) white girls and gay men will drink up like it's the greatest music to ever be released.
She is incredibly notorious for farming her "eras" for her cult meetings (known as the Eras tour), despite not having any musical growth since she switched from pseudo-country to pop. Also notorious for he cult-like fans, the "swifties," who have become infamous for acting violently towards anyone (such as Dave Grohl and his family) who doesn't blindly follow her and refusing to listen to actual music genres (such as rock or metal). She also engages in "blocking," the act of releasing remixes and other versions of her music so she can bot the charts and stop other female artists from hitting the top of the charts. A notable example of this is her album, The Tortured Poets Department, where she released multiple versions of the album through different formats and various versions of the songs which resulted in artists like Charli XCX and Billie Eilish having their respective albums blocked from charting well.
She is currently dating KC Chiefs international tight-end fraud Travis Kelce, who farms in the NFL more than she farms her eras. Will probably break up with him soon so she can release another album.
Person 1: I like Taylor Swift's music
Person 2: So you like Taylor Mid
American Male who says things like "Whose girl" and takes snaps that only say "it's lit."
"he's totally going to be a cody taylor."
Wow that guy is being such a Kyle Taylor with his girlfriend. He won't stand up to her
Gruppo di persone che affermano, questo è da vedere, di lavorare per Holy Taylor Swift. Famosi per i loro struggle, sono un gruppo che ha la strana concezione che il mondo abitato è composto solo dagli Stati Disuniti d'America e da questo luogo strano, dove non puoi comprare un kinder sorpresa, deriverà il termine "U.S. Swiffer" che sarà trattato in un'altra voce. Caratteristiche, che siano dannati per questo, sono le vendite "U.S. Only come se non fosse già chiaro" di CD, DVD, Vinili, chi più ne ha ne metta, che hanno scassato le palle agli stan internazionali, di sicuro molto più meritevoli degli swiffer americani, soprattutto gli italiani che non vedono la presenza mistica di Holy Taylor Swift da Speak Now, capolavoro scritto unicamente da lei medesima (una benedizione). In conclusione Taylor "pa pa ra pa pa non siamo dei clown siamo l'intero circo" Nation è un branco di tasteless incompetenti e nullafacenti che devono essere fermati. TN ritorna su tumblr ma ti assicuro una cosa gli swifties con TASTE (specifichiamo) si vendicheranno.
Tizio con TASTE A - Hey ma secondo te riuscirò a prendere una chitarra a tema folklore?
Tizio con TASTE B - Ma no! Taylor US Swiffer Nation le darà agli swiffer tasteless
Notà d'autore: per TASTE l'autore intende tutte le persone che stannano reputation aka la bibbia swiftie. PERIODO