university of illinois at chicago

A school often confused with the University of Chicago, an elite private university.

Like Penn State and UPenn, a wealthy and intelligent student body gets screwed over by the name of their college.

"So where did you go to school?"
"The University of Chicago."
"Sweet, me too! What fast food restaurant are you working at?"
"No, no, not the University of Illinois at Chicago. The University of Chicago. I got a degree in Economics there and now I'm making 120k a year on Wall Street."
"Oh. Would you like fries with that?"

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your universe gay

The worst insult known to all humanity and extraterrestrial species.
Obliterates any other insult.
No exepitons.

Sam:-Your mom gay

Tom:-Your family tree LGBT

Sam:-Your granny tranny

Tom:-Don't make me do it

Sam:-Do it cunt
Tom:-Your universe gay
(Everybody fucking explodes the planets are gone and all matter is turned into oblivion)

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University liggett school

Liggett is a school where if you open the bathroom shit tons of smoke come out!!! You Already know the class of 2023 lighting it up in the bathroom

Dude where’s that one freshman

University liggett school Probably vaping in the bathroom

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Leeds Metropolitan University

A place to have fun , learn and give leeds uni a burn

Leeds Metropolitan University.........DUh

Hey dude Leeds Uni has just been Metted !

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St. Lawrence University

An institution of higher learning in Canton, New York that questionably offers "learning."

The school is full of loose women and students who pay too much to be near them. Attendees are often described as "Sluzers," or "Sluts." St. Lawrence also offers up a mediocre-at-best hockey team, that is never considered all that threatening.

St. Lawrence is also the vastly inferior option to Clarkson University, a school that offers actual degrees and a chance at a real job.

Lacy went to St. Lawrence University. She is a promiscuous woman, sells her body, and works at McDonald's because her degree doesn't let her into a real job!

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Suck It University

Suck It University (SIU) is the actual college for people who suck dick! So all you fags go getcho applications today:)

Ohhh, uber pwnge, get some beotch!! how bout you just go get yoself an application to Suck It University, i bet you'd graduate with honors!

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NC State University

A sub-par school in Raleigh, NC. The student body is comprised mostly by rednecks.

Person 1: Aw man, I got all D's year. I don't know what I'm going to do.

Person 2: Don't worry, dude, there's always NC State University.

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