Rebecca Black

a really stupid 13-year old bitch that thinks she has talent but in fact is just some fat ass rich cunt who wanted to be famous. this famous dream became true when her first single "Friday" became viral on youtube and immediately received negative, but completely justifiable negative feedback. i honestly wish that she wouldn't be given the time of day as she sounds like a dying sheep on autotune, but i'll admit her singing is hilariously horrible.

Hey did you see that dumb bitch Rebecca Black on youtube?

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sexin' the black

A phrase used to describe the method in which one preps a Black and Mild cigar (with the plastic mouthpiece) for smoking.

To "sex the black" the cigar must be unopened in its wrapper. Take it between your hands vertically (mouthpiece on bottom) and place hands flat against eachother and move hands forward/backwards alternately. Continue for a few seconds. Remove from wrapper.

This evenly loosens up the fine tobacco for a great smoke. Enjoy.

"Hey Ray-Ray! You better sex that black before you light that sunabitch up!"

"My third cousin, T-Money, is gonna teach me how to sex the black after sunday school!"

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Black Ops

The game of the Call Of Duty Franchise that some people think it's an operation run by black people.

"I'm going to play Black Ops."
"RACIST!!"

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Black Rage

Level of anger far beyond pissed off, Adrenaline flowing at 110% black rage becomes an impossible ending tantrum

Black Rage>> when you actually beat the fuck out of somebody and dont stop

rage anger

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black pants

The epitomy of coolness, along the lines of the cat's pajamas and the bee's knees. Also a scapegoat for any negative event in anyone's life. Anyhting can be overcome with black pants.

Man: "Aw, dude, I just found out I have cancer!"

Friend: "...You should've worn black pants."

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Cracker Black

Any black person that acts more traditionally white than black.

"Yesterday, I saw LaBrandon coming out of whole foods, with a bag stuffed with English tea, French truffles, and Belgian beer."

"Yeah, he's been a Cracker Black since WAY back."

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black kid

A commonly seen pair of eyes and teeth carrying shoes or appliances out of your house in the middle of the night. rarely seen in public for their natural fear of law enforcement

Dad:HOLY SHIT! Was that a pair of eyes and teeth carrying our TV out the door?!?
Son:No, dad, it's just the black kid from school.
Dad:Oh. I see.

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