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I can has a Cookie?

The cute, adorable way of asking for a cookie (often used in lolcats). Or to some people, the annoying n00b meme.

Adorable Kitty: "I can has a Cookie? Pwease?"
You: "I made a cookie for you but I eated it. Sowwy."
Adorable Kitty: "So I can't has cookie?"
You: "No, you can't has cookie."

by Kawaii6789 May 31, 2011

8๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Black Ass Cookie Bitch

A southern raised White girl, who imitates todays African American Female.... A white hoe trying to act like a black hoe.

Jennifer was acting like a real Black ass Cookie Bitch in front of Shalonda.

by Mac Slappin Booty Tappin July 21, 2008

82๐Ÿ‘ 47๐Ÿ‘Ž


Reversed Oreo Cookie Girl

An African American female who enjoys being sandwiched or double penetrated by two White males.

Did you see that porno flick that had that reversed oreo cookie girl taking two white dicks in her at the same time? That was cool.

by Maxwell August 22, 2004

34๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


that's just the way the cookie crumbles

that's life...and life sometimes sucks...

that's just the way the cookie crumbles, that's just the way the dice roll...like in the superblondes song...

by Andrew May August 10, 2007

13๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sun City Sugar Cookie

Taking/using powdered medicine drugs or candy off of ones partners genitalia. Usually done by senior citizens.

Sun City refers to a retirement city where many elderly people take medicine everyday.

I had to take a pill so i crushed it and bertha let me have a sun city sugar cookie

by poooooooooooooooooooooop696969 October 14, 2010

5๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Oatmeal Raisin Cookie

Someone that you think likes you a lot, but they end up being a total blowoff.

Yeah, Jake was a major Oatmeal Raisin Cookie. He just all of a sudden stopped hanging out with me.

by skies September 2, 2009

2๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


chocolate chip cookie

After a woman has taken a foul and large shit, if she does one wipe from her anus over her cookie, she will leave sprinkles of scat on her cookie.

What is left is a chocolate chip cookie, which can be ate at one's discretion.

Man, I can't believe I had to eat that chocolate chip cookie!

by Chidley July 11, 2008

5๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž