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To shoot ones skeet skeet on a girls bum hole as the grand finale of a sexual adventure
Dan: Hey, did you have sex with that girl last night?
Wayne: Ya, and I finished by cream cheesing her bagel
Dan: OH Wayne, you the nastiest!
Catch phrase to that adorable little pink ball of wtf: KIRBY!
Any other definition is clearly ripping that off :)
"He's one rough tough cream puff" - Kirby's Adventure commercial
Any man or woman who consumes sperm left over for more than 2 days. Usually the sperm comes in flavors due to the donors taking sperm flavor tablets.
Luke totally is a Salty Ice Cream Scooper. He only eats Aaron's though.
When a man spits and shits on a girls vagina then mixes them together for a lubricant. It is also known to heal minor herpes outbreaks.
If you're worried that girl has the herp, give her some sloppy schoeb steamer cream.
drinking game in which participants take a shot of vodka, fill there mouths with whip cream then take another shot of whip cream. Before taking each shot the player must yell vodka and must yell whip cream before filling his or her mouth with whip cream. The extreme drunkenness that is a result of this game is referred to as being creamed. This game will always end in wonderful mistakes.
It should be noted the earlier more hardcore players would drink vodka straight from the bottle each time and usually do about 3 shots worth per chug, this method was quickly deemed to awesome and outlawed
wow i got so creamed last night from playing vodka whip cream vodka.
When you eat a girl out after you dumped your load inside of her.
Dude, I gave that girl a gulf shores cream pie.
One of the many, many priceless contributions from R. Crumb - perhaps passed along by this misanthropic genius from someone else. It refers to a male with a ferocious posture, threatening gaze and aggressive stance, but a guy who will actually cave in and whimper when faced down in earnest.
Her hero was in fact a rough tough cream puff: he would threaten others and put on a big show but somehow never managed to get into actual fights. He was big and belligerent but basically a coward.