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The act of having someone lick your butt hole just after shitting instead of using toilet paper.
Kevin had no toilet paper, so Sarah gave him a Hot Michael
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The combined acts of urinating and ejaculating simultaneously.
I blew hot mustard all over her white shirt while climaxing from the hand job I just received. Needless to say, the shirt (and my relationship with this woman) was ruined.
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A store with a "punky" and even a small amount of "gothy" feel to it. They actually do have some good stuff, but it is ruined by the wanna be feel the whole store gives off. Even the people working there scream wanna be.
Ironicly, the kids that say "You laugh at me because I'm different, but I laugh at you because you all the same" buy their clothes here, but fail to relaize everything they are buying is mass produced. Just because it is AE or aeropostle doesn't make it different.
Hmm..I tried AE but I still can't get laid, better try a new cliche, lets go to Hot Topic.
I'm so unique I got my shirt off of a rack with 40 others like it.
Pre-packaged Individuality
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a turd with a bun, often served with mustard, ketchup,and relish, served from a "Hot Dog Stand" by a greasy fat guy, usually on street corners in New York or Chicago.
That was an awesome touchdown! lets go get some hot logs.
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An outfit worthy of going out to the club in.
I'mma go to the mall and get me a hot fit for the night.
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An act of the political media often confused with sexual perversion. It involves laying the audience down and shocking them into silence using the technique known as "The Big Lie." While the audience's ears are filled with partisan pap, spread cling wrap over their mouths and collectively fill their waiting maw with your own special branded and focus-grouped shit. Afterwards, finish the sex act in their shit-filled mouths and leave the audience with the unpleasant choice of either 1) swallowing and regurgitating the neoconservative crap shoved at them or 2) avoiding political discourse because the practice as become so shocking, violent, and unpalatable. (Sometimes confused with "Hot Lunch.")
Frank Luntz was just on television and talked about "the death tax." He basically took a Hot Luntz in the mouths of 99.5% of the American public.
Source: Frank Luntz, The Asshole of American Discourse
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When a guy is taking it doggy style, and partner blows his load in his asshole. Then the feces and cum is extracted from the anus by a hand and fed to one or more goats.
Tom: So how was your date last night?
Chris: It was great! He even let me finish him off with a Hot Blatchley.
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