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A Jacob Simmons is a person that majorly ignores the people that care about them. Jacob Simmons is someone who will ghost you for days or weeks and then just claim they were sleeping or didn't have their phone. While they're generally a good friend and good company to have around, they do have their flaw of only hanging out or talking to you for a day or two then ghosting you again. A Jacob Simmons does typically have an excuse for always ignoring you however, although they are also typically bad excuses such as "I was sleeping and I just woke up to all these calls/texts" all while having ignored you for over a week.
"My friend just Jacob Simmons me all the time." "Dude, don't even respond just pull a Jacob Simmons on them." "I know you've ignored them for over a month, just Jacob Simmons them."
A little obese blonde boy that loves giving and receiving top.
Jacob Camilleri spends his Saturdays playing golf and receiving top off the club captain.
best person ever everyone loves jacob
OMG!! he is so Jacob lawlor
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ceo of EOOOWWWWE snapchat groupchat. loves a night out in pryzm leeds but beware if he drinks too much he falls asleep stood up on dance floors and starts on emo girls. partial to a nandos. can catch him managing costa throwing beef ragu at staff and winding up regular customers tracy and emma.
that jacob crossleyis taking forever with my burnt toast frostino and mouldy toast on the side.
HOLY SHIT THIS GUY HAS A 112 INCH COCK
Friend 1: Whoa you have a Jacob Atkinson right there!
Friend 2: yea its pre good
Jacob is sweet, funny, cute, amazing, and a really good friend. I’m not surprised that he can get girls so easily. He isn’t afraid to speak the truth and is loud when he wants to
Jacob Harmon is a really great guy
Stop being so sus madam! Jacob Zornes means he gets mogged