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a Twitter gc full of beautiful people but there’s the tasteless ree and we don’t want him
User1: Jack Nation✨ members are so gorgeous wtf
User2: Yeah but then there’s the tasteless queen ree
December 9th is when every woman has to give her man a blowjob, no strings attached
“I can’t wait until national blowjob day on december 9th”
May 24 Is the day where you fuck your significant other, or your close friend. Or maybe even somebody who you gots a crush on
Yeoo, todays May 24 bro,
And,
It’s national fuck day
That’s so stupid
Hit up your girl and tell her you want come coochi
August 8th is the day that couples celebrate by having sex.
Hey its national fuck day lets have sex
On November 8th it’s National Mohammad day. On national Mohammad day you have to give money to anyone you know named Mohammad. But you don’t have to if your name is Mohammad
“It’s national Mohammad Day? Here’s $10 Mohammad”
a day to celebrate everyone whos name is blathnaid, we love you and your irish name.
did you hear blathnaid went the shop? - john
yes, its national blathnaid day - paul