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The extremely important time of the normal man's day when he sits his rear end on a clean toilet to participate in a number 2. During toilet time the man may use his IPod, read a book, or make random noises while thinking about important matters such as bills, work, school, girls, and/or video games.
"After such a long day I couldn't wait for Toilet Time so that I could get it all sorted out."
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1.when you feel so good you barf all over your dad
2.or somebody else
"i had a hell of a time"
"yah but you got a spanky from your dad!"
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1. Expression used to denote how much time an individual has spent firing their weapon.
2. Also used to describe the time a man spends firing his gun in female cavities. This is my rifle, this is my gun. This one's for fighting, this ones for fun.
Gun = dick
Rifle = weapon for the killing of animals, foes, people, or just for fun.
"One of the odd things about the Army is how little actual trigger time you get. You carry your weapon around a lot, but aside from periodic qualifications or occasions where it gets entirely too exciting you don’t shoot very much."
"Yo, I wuz gettin' some major trigger time with your ex last week."
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Time when your computer is stuck in a blue screen or won't turn on because M$ Windows is a POS.
That's why I run Mac OS. If every comp were a mac, downtime wouldn't be in this dictionary.
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You say that to your bitch that you ride with, it’s a saying
My girl and I are partners in time
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The time at night when it's no longer safe to make noise in case you don't want to wake anyone up
"I had to take a piss but it was after flush time so I couldn't flush"
"I wanted to get a midnight snack but I couldn't hear up anything in the microwave because it was after flush time
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