jungle tits

big, huge mammary glands that hang to the navel, and lower. refers to negroid females only. very common in primitive tribes in africa.

holy shit! look at aretha franklin's tits! she's got real jungle tits!

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midget tits

A word used to refer a girl who is of small stature and extremely well endowed. Usually the girl has nothing else going for her than her large breasts.

Wow, look at midget tits. I cant believe she is not falling over right now.

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tit in a wringer

upset; pissed off

Usage note: Can be applied to either sex, manboobs not withstanding.

annoyance ranking:
* pissed off
* tit in a wringer
* pissy
* ticked off
* undies in a bundle
* bent out of shape
* peaved
* miffed (agitated and fey)

Rush: It really gets my tit in a wringer when feminazis claim that date rape accounts for over 75% of all sexual assault.

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ape tit

An ape tit is a relatively dumb male who constantly annoys the hell out of you. He commits random acts of stupidity all day. One can describe an ape tit as a douche bag but not bright enough to understand. Once someone is dubbed an ape tit, you can refer to him as an ape tit or just ape tit.

"Stop fucking pushing me you goddamn ape tit!"
or
"Ape Tit, stop fucking pushing me."

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tits up

Deader than fried chicken.

No, Molly, I'm sorry, I can't come over tonight. I have to stay at home with Mom. They found Dad tits up in the bathroom at the "Ponderosa" this afternoon.

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Bitch Tits

a fat ass titty normally on black fattys from the hood.

Man, that nigga got some bitch tits!

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Helipad Tits

Large circular nipples of sufficient size to land a helicopter on. Can males of females.

"Look at the size of that girls nipples, she's got helipad tits!"

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