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so I am all out of words and so little fucking ideas tighten my mind desperately
Kidnapper ask for candy: I don't fucking know why I writing this shit no more,, take candy
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Gangsta-mofo movie about foteys and shiat.
I'm black. Here are some more words because I am black.
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The word basically defines itself.
Me: Hey, Don't make stupid links through words in your info.
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(in Hebrew ืื ืืฉืื ืืืื ืืืื): a funny/silly Hebrew phrase meaning, don't do something ridiculous or retarded without having though it through, only to regret it later.
Since camels are a valuable source, even to this day, of transportation in The Middle East, I will conclude that the phrase ืื ืืฉืื ืืืื ืืืื (don't put the camel in the trash) in English, would have to be a rational and sound piece of advice, let alone a silly phrase I invented.
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Every year on april 13th, you must fuck a can of Quaker Oats and not pull out.
Mike- It's national fuck a can of Quaker oats and don't pull out day
Dave- oh nice
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A phrase that teachers use when students are being annoying because they didn't get the colour of a certain item they wanted.
Friend: "Gets 1 million dollars"
You: "Gets nothing"
You: "Teacher, why did my friend get a million dollars and I got nothing?"
Teacher: "YOU GET WHAT YOU GET AND YOU DON'T GET UPSET NOW SHUT UP KID"
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a quote made by me, because it's the truth
friend: my girlfriend just broke up with me...
me: well you know what they say.. if you don't break up with them, they will break up with you
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