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When leaving a tip at a restaurant you hide your money under the dirty dishes, giving the server a false impression.
I thought those people stiffed me but they left a top secret tip
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When large breasts are squeezed into a clothing garment 2 sizes too small so that they look as if they will overflow and capsize at any moment just as the Titanic did.
Damn did you see tube top titanics over there?
Saw her?! i want to motor boat on those sweater melons!
FOsho
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Jacked to the point of resembling the current physique of prop-oriented 90's comedian Carrot Top
Jordan's boyfriend isn't too bright, but the guy is huge, like Carrot Top ripped.
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This is a strain of canabis grown in the appalachian mountain tops. It is a very low grade type of weed. Dealers who sell this weed are bad dealers. It is generally sold for 2-3 dollars a gram. This type of weed is also very dry and has a lot of seeds.
Hey christian do you have any appalachian rich top I can buy?
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What a woman has when her bra is too small and her breasts spill over the sides. Not as bad as a regular muffin top but still annoying from time to time.
Travis: Did you go out with Marina last night?
Nick: Yeah, but damn. She had the worst mini muffin top ever. I almost said something about how she should buy bras that fit.
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person a: who is this top g?
person b: his name is Joe fuchs.
person a: I must have his number.
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To Go Soft top: take your shirt off
taken from soft top convertables who are able to function both with and without their "tops".
usually done in the summer on a hot day either to impress spectating ladies or to cool off.
Guy 1: man im boiling
Guy 2: yee me to, i might have to go soft top.
Guy 1: you know it.
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