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Jacking off to a person/character that you’ve made up in your head.
Guy 1: How you doing man?
Guy 2: Not good my man. I’m such a fucking loser virgin that I just had a Schizo-Wank.
Guy 1: Damn you’re down bad man.
Guy 2: Yeah it’s a lonely world man.
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, The queen,gingers,. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
Yo is that the queen
‘Pulls down pants’
What are you doing
Poping a danger wank
Masturbating using a vibrator on the highest setting until both your legs go temporarily paralysed
I can't walk I just danger wanked everywhere
The act of two women giving a man a footjob together whilst wearing pantyhose or stockings, usually ending in the guy cumming in their feet and legs
Last night, I ran into Cara and Nadia. They invited me back to their place for a fantastic double stocking wank
when two or more boys get together and wank each other whilst thinking about girls
Wow me and john just had a Skeevy wank,it was very satisfying
Similar to a tit wank but instead the ass cheeks are used, with no petentration involved. Penis is vertical between the crack.
I did all the housework today just so my girlfriend would crack wank me
Placing one's penis inside a cooked and hollowed out potato. The potato is Ireland's biggest crop, and due to a shortage of eligible women in rural locations, men have taken to placing their erect penises inside potatoes in order to release the inevitable sexual frustration arising from such a situation.
Seamus hasn't had a girlfriend in 20 years. Now he spends most evenings engaging in an Irish wank.