You know what? FUCK YOU!

The best way to end an arguement. You can also follow up with a "SUCK MY MOTHERFUCKING DICK."

Man: I honestly don't care if your child is gonna die.
Man2: You know what? FUCK YOU!

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sucks to be you

A phrase. It's typically used by a person with few or no problems against someone who has told a woeful story about a major problem or terrible event that has recently occured to them that will not be put behind them anytime soon.

Mike: "My life is in the shitter... My wife left me, my dog was hit by a car and killed, I've lost my job, I found out I have cancer, and I need another beer!"

John: "Damn Mike! Sucks to be you!"

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are you straight

This question arises from people who are interested in selling you drugs, connecting you with prostitutes, or simply ripping you off if you are dumb enough to give them cash for drugs before seeing the product.

Used by thugs, people in the 'hood, and scam artists.

Thug: "Are you straight, man?"
You: "Lookin' for a dub ($20 rock of crack)."

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I like you for who you are

the biggest bunch of bullshit ever spoken

naw u arent ugly, i like you for who you are

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Fuck you, I love You!

1.) To affirm love, without justification.

2.) To silence doubt in the face of love.

3.) To speak, truthfully of feelings.

When I saw the doubt in your eyes and watched you walk away, I yelled out to you in a wild voice, "Fuck you, I love you!".

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you can come if you want

A phrase used by people who doesn’t want you to come with them, but also doesn’t want you to know that. Using this phrase is a perfect way to ensure that the person you’re talking to will not come.

“Are you doing anything tonight?”
“Yeah...I’m going to a party. You can come if you want.”

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If you see this

If you see this, fuck you. have a nice day though.

:)

honestly I don't know what i was thinking, but if you see this, go fuck yourself.

Have a nice day though

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