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An often abridged version of a shit test that a woman uses to determine whether a mate is worthy of a test fuck.
fuck test example 1. Alpha male: All I had to do to get laid was show up, dress reasonably well, demonstrate a little confidence, and take her to a half-way decent restaurant for which she paid. We fucked post haste all night long.
fuck test example 2. Beta male: I spent months treating her like a queen and never even got a hand job. Meanwhile, she fucks him (alpha male) on the first date. Fuckin slut!
a punk who is so fuck assy you just want to punch them in their face.
“dude did you see john?”
yes i hate him. i just want to punch him in the face he’s such a fuck ass punk
When you drink almost a whole bottle of vodka, twerk violently for hours and abuse anyone within a 10 metres of you
"Yeah man she was megalodon fucked"
"On a scale of 1-megalodon fucked how drunk are you"
A phrase mostly used by excited boys with tourette syndrome
Fuck-a-coik! lets go to the bar
a really fat fucking cat
a really FAT RETARD CAT sometimes named beefus or chonkus and therefore is always a fat fucking cat.
Hey look there's a fat fucking cat.
oops fuck just means you fucked up, probably moderately bad.
Oops fuck i just tripped over my dog.
A term for the covetable and attractive V-cut muscles, also known as where the obliques meet the transversus abdominis muscles; invented by a man named Patrick.
He's so cut right now, he doesn't just have a six pack, he's got those fuck gutters too.