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A type of choke applied from the top position, in which the dominant fighter places one or two hands around the front of the neck of a downed opponent and squeezes his trachea. Commonly used by rapists.
"And here's the end (of the fight) he's got the rape choke in place and just dropping left hands all over Tim Boetsch" - Joe Rogan commentating at UFC Fight Night 13.
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too pull the weasle, beat the bishop, tug the rope, beat the monkey, polish the knob, do the 5 knuckle shuffle, slide the snake, toss off a batch of orphans, peek-a-boo the mole, plant the carrot, stroke the one-eyed monster, burp the baby, carress the critter, etc.
I like to toss off a batch of orphans when I am horned up.
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when a guy's getting a blowjob from a girl/guy and pushes his penis so far down the blowjob giver's throat that they choke, occasionally resulting in the poor girl/guy throwing up.
"Damn it, Nathan made me blowjob choke the other night, i nearly vomited! Dude his cock's way to big for me to go deep throat on him!"
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Grabbing your bitch by the neck while fucking her brains out
She loves it when I choke stroke her
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1. (v.) To squeeze a bottle of any liquid (Preferrably Cola) while someone is taking a drink. Resulting in them choking on the rapid flow of cola down their throat. Causing a large spew of cola and Extensive laughter.
Mike: Brandon's new truck is a mess and he's mad at me.
Billy: Why, he just bought it...?
Mike: We were driving the other day and he went to take a drink of his soda and i gave him a "CHOKE A COLA" he spewed soda all over the place.
Billy: HA HA HA
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The act in which a man engages in self sexual gratification by rubbing his genitals for an extended (or not so extended, I don't judge bitch) period of time to reach a physical climax, or "retribution"
"NO MOM! I AM NOT MASTURBATING! I am uhhh.....CHOKING THE POPE!"
"Dude, such a rough day, I'm gonna go choke the pope."
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