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Mike: Hey i gotta go bro.
Jamie: Why man?
Mike: It's v-time man.
Billy: Daaammnnn I gotta get me some of that.
It is an imaginary signal that only men can sense. The V-Signal is when an attractive woman becomes single but hasn’t told anyone yet. It seems to be transmitted through the Internet and can reach men thousands of miles away. Once the V-Signal has been transmitted, single men start reaching out to the attractive single woman, via text messages, phone calls, or DMs, confessing that they’ve had a secret interest in her and would like to pursue something more than friends with her. At a minimum, they would like to have sex with her, but if she offers more, they’re happy to take whatever she is willing to give them. (i.e. FWB or relationship)
Missi’s V-Signal must’ve went off last week, because she has 5 guys chasing after her now. One has even offered to pay for her plane tickets to have her come see him for a long weekend. It’s like the poor girl is in heat and the wolves can smell it from miles away!
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A V-line usually shows the males penis size. The deeper the V the larger the penis.
His V line is very visible
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(n.) Used by women to indicate the quality and quantity of attractive men at a given place during a specific period. 2. measure of vaginal wetness induced by a man. See "Vagility Factor."
1. The V-Factor at that new night club is highest from 9:00pm through 2:30am.
2. He has a high V-Factor in my opinion.
An enjoyable experience of penny boarding and vaping
Dunker: Yo boys wanna go to the skate park?
Lance: Sounds righteous!!! I got my penny board!!
Trevor: Epic my dude I’ll bring the chiefer!
Cade: Sick bruh can’t wait for another PB&V sesh
Sometimes referred to as vipster, neo /v/ipster, and /v/ hipster is a derogatory term used on the 4chan /v/ board to insult some of the boards users.
The term is meant to imply said user is a hipster about video games. Common views attributed about /v/ipsters include:
Hating/Liking a game because its popular/not popular.
Hating a game because its more gameplay focused.
Liking a game because its more story focused.
Hating/Liking a game because its Newer/Older.
Hating/Liking a franchise because its more popular/less popular than another franchise perceived as an enemy/competitor of said franchise.
"I was on /v/ the other day arguing with some /v/ipsters who thought Fallout 4 was the worst game of all time."
Velocity, Viscosity, Volume, View, and Violence. The five categories you can rate your pooping expierence on, each on a scale of 1-10:
Velocity: How fast was your poop? Was it super slow and hard to push out? Like you're constipated (1)? Or was it like a shotgun: one second it's in, then bang, it's out, and you go flying off the toilet (10).
Viscosity: What was the thickness like? Was it runny diarrhea (1)? Or was it a rock (10)?
Volume: How large was your poop? Was it a tiny little rabbit turd (1)? Or were you like "HOLY SHIT HOW DID THAT JUST FIT OUT OF MY ASS HOLE?!" (10)?
View: How was the view and surroundings while you were taking your poop? Were you in a stinky stall in a public restroom with a bunch of bugs (1)? Or were you in a nice, private bathroom with a pleasant scent and a magazine (10)?
Violence: You can interpret this one however you like.
The five v's are a happy, healthy way to reflect on your pooping expierence!