Cough-dropping

Verb

(while in a crowded restroom) the act of coughing hysterically while dropping a turd in an attempt to mask any embarassing sounds.

Helen: What took you so long? The movie starts in 2 minutes.

Bobby: I'm sorry babe, I was having a little trouble wrapping it up.

Helen: Oh, you were constipated?

Bobby: Nope, I was cough-dropping.

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Dutch cough

A fart, bottomburp, etc.

Please cover your asshole when you dutch cough.

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cough gas

What causes you to cough when you inhale while drinking strong Ginger Ale or eating strong Buffalo Wings.

Person 1: Jeez! These wings are HOT! I can't even get them in my mouth without coughing.
Person 2: It must be the cough gas

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Cough Thought

when you say something rude, mean, or insulting, but try to cover it up by coughing loudly

When Chelsey said her dad was letting her get a pony just because she asked once, Ellen cough thought "daddy's girl".

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cough drops

(n) also known as a condom

Hey, I'm at the store. We need any cough drops?

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Cough Drop

another name for tea-bagging

"Hey, I just cough dropped that girl"

"My girl loves when I cough drop her"

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Frosh cough

Frosh cough is a “sickness” or type of “cold” that majority of university students get in September (when school starts). Frosh week is typically the beginning of school week to party and other year students not just year 1 partake in this nonstop partying. As a result of no sleep, lots of drinking and sharing of juuls.. frosh cough develops and no one can escape it

Person 1: “I can’t go to class I have mad frosh cough”

Person 2: “no way I had that last week it sucks”

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