Dutch cough

A fart, bottomburp, etc.

Please cover your asshole when you dutch cough.

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Cough-dropping

Verb

(while in a crowded restroom) the act of coughing hysterically while dropping a turd in an attempt to mask any embarassing sounds.

Helen: What took you so long? The movie starts in 2 minutes.

Bobby: I'm sorry babe, I was having a little trouble wrapping it up.

Helen: Oh, you were constipated?

Bobby: Nope, I was cough-dropping.

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cough gas

What causes you to cough when you inhale while drinking strong Ginger Ale or eating strong Buffalo Wings.

Person 1: Jeez! These wings are HOT! I can't even get them in my mouth without coughing.
Person 2: It must be the cough gas

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Cough Thought

when you say something rude, mean, or insulting, but try to cover it up by coughing loudly

When Chelsey said her dad was letting her get a pony just because she asked once, Ellen cough thought "daddy's girl".

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cough drops

(n) also known as a condom

Hey, I'm at the store. We need any cough drops?

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Cough Drop

another name for tea-bagging

"Hey, I just cough dropped that girl"

"My girl loves when I cough drop her"

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anal cough

Basically Another Way Of Saying:
Pass The Gas
Fart
Puup

Break The Wind
Eeze
Shart

Gassed
Ass Wind

Aaron:Do You Smell That!
Serayia:Ye You Anal Coughed

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