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Stopping a person from masturbating, when they either want to or were in the middle of the act, by simply being present. Similar to a cock block.
Guy 1: "Dude I caught my brother with his pants down looking at his desktop... It was weird"
Guy 2: "Aww man, not cool, you totally fap blocked him."
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When livestreamers take too much pleasure in streaming wars.
Person 1: Did you see Vaush livestreaming the Ukrainian war last night? He was yelling at his chat to shut up while sitting silently watching security footage from around Kyiv for like four hours.
Person 2: Yeah. He was totally war fapping.
The decision that needs to be decided before starting some hot sex. Do you want the moist vag, or do you want the convenience of your hand? Usually debated because of one or more of the following:
1.) Laziness
2.) Time
3.) Gayness
Girl: I'm wet. Do me!
Boy: Aughh... it's 4 A.M.!
Girl: Pleaaaaaaaaaaaase!!
Boy: Oh great. Do I fap or tap, fap or tap...
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Means porn pictures or regular hot pictures of a hot guy or girl thats worth masturbating to.
Girl: Hey I got my modelin pix.
Boy: DaYUM WOMAN! These fine pictures of you are fap worthy!
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n. or v. the act of closing porn browser windows, putting the lotion away, throwing socks or tissues out of sight, and pulling up your pants up when you hear someone coming towards you whilst you are fapping
"If you're in your room and you hear someone coming just fap scramble like a boss!"
"Dude, I was in my room yesterday fapping to mildly suggestive Facebook pics when i heard someone opening the the door. I almost fap scrambled in time... My mom caught me looking at pics of my cousin's beach party. FML"
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An undertaking of great endurance and perseverance. When a group of friends (usually, but not always male) pledge to each other to not masturbate for the whole month.
Only the toughest and most resolute will make it through this so called "hell" month, but it is a life changing experience. The confidence and discipline learned during these 30 days can be applied to many other endeavors in life.
The camaraderie and support of your friends is a must to successfully execute this stunning feat of dedication.
Although it is mainly a guy thing, girls are permitted, and in fact encouraged, to participate as well. The more support the better.
Needless to say, for those who make it, it will rain on December 1.
Good luck and Godspeed.
November 23:
Guy 1: Hey man, I heard you're doing no fap November
Guy 2: Yeah
1: How can you do that man?
2: Its hard work, but its worth it. All the chicks dig the competition to see who will last
1: Dude, I think I'll do that next year!
2: Cool man, just spray your hand with pepper whenever you feel like doing it.
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verb - the act of masturbating while in an escalated state of anger and/or resentment directed toward oneself.
"Damn! I lost another job for stealing, and I flunked my math final. I'm such an idiot! Time to watch some hardcore and hate fap until I've learned my goddamn lesson once and for all!"
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