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tears of the most sincere and truly meaningful origin.they are produced when a real man weep for joy or more commonly sorrow. there is few times that it is ok to shed these tears, but when they are present it is undeniable of what they are. they are so powerful if seen other will be forced to weep with the man.
manly tears use regulations
when its ok: death of a very close friend, family member, sensei, pet that meant alot to you, at grave sites/funeral/memorial, death of a comrad at arms, death of your true love, the birth of your own child or doing the unthinkable and having to end the life of one of the above
when its not ok: pretty much any time not mention above
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Real tears. 'Trail of Tears' tears. As in, 'no casino in the world can make up for what they did to our land' tears.
Billy took my ice cream and I started crying indian tears. I loved that ice cream.
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When you spunk in someone's eye.
I was going for the moneyshot, but i sliced it and she was crying pearl tears.
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When you really sad but you trying to hold it in
I had silent tears this Monday morning.
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When banging a chick so hard in the the butt she cries.
Guy- "dude, ima give this bitch burrito tears!"
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When you eat so much food that your new fat face puts too much pressure on your eyes that it create a natural tear. Only Realizing then that you shouldn't have gone all in on the bottomless nachos.
Are you sad Tom? No, that is just my Fat Tear from all those baby-back ribs just ate.
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Eating an amount to satisfy one's hunger
I missed lunch today so I can't wait to go to the buffet and tear it up this evening!
My family makes the best for the holidays so I can't wait to tear it up
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