Just Write a Check and Shut Up.

A polite way of saying put your money where your mouth is, or "Put Up or Shut Up."

Warren: We need to all of us pay our fair share.

Chris: Just write a check and shut up.

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why is a raven like a writing desk?

A riddle. From the Lewis Carroll classic, Alice In Wonderland. Carroll himself said "the riddle has no answer, unless it does. But it doesn't, however it might." the riddle is unsolved, except in China. They know everthing. It is often used to confuse or befuddle a friend.

Adam:"So why is a raven like a writing desk?"

Charles: O.o

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write my name on your thigh

Something 11 year old boys say on wizz, yolo, and other dating apps to try and look cool. (unsuccessfully) They think by doing it, they think they become dominant of the woman (?)

"Write my name on your thigh"
"No ur twelve go play fortnite or something"

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To Write Love on Her Arms

A lame organization with no other purpose but to sell overpriced t-shirts to emo faggots in eyeliner. Kids buy the shirts thinking they are making a difference, but they're only wasting their money. If you want to get help for cutting a better option is the SAFE alternatives organization. They aren't affiliated with any religion and there isn't any emo bullshit. TWLOHA's t-shirts don't stop people from cutting or killing themselves. They only draw negative attention to it. To be honest, when I firtst heard about this organization I thought it was a joke. That story about that girl sounded made-up and overly dramatic. Plus the only people I've seen wearing these shirts are ugly fat girls who want to feel like they are making a difference.

To Write Love on Her Arms sounds like a fake organization. Wearing one of their shirts isn't going to stop people from cutting or killing themselves.

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I don't know what to write

Well clearly that's false.

Write this when you have absolutely no idea what to write.

God I'm bored... Let's open google and search "I don't know what to write"

I dont want to write anything

Me nethier but you gotta do what you gotta do

Person1: i dont want to write anything
Person2: me neither

People who write herp-slurp

The person who added that to the urban dictionary and doesn't realize that herpes can be also transmitted through mouth contact.

People who write herp-slurp and don't know their health facts are dumb.