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1: When recieving fellatio and at the point of orgasmic climax, the giver forcefully grabs the recievers testicles and shoves them into the person's tight, sensitive asshole. The results in a very surprised look and, sadly, blue balls.
She gave me such a blueberry surprise I haven't touched my nuts in weeks or taken a dump in a month.
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Someone who did something stupid and can't insult people properly so they resort to calling people a food name: "You look like a can of miracle whip."
Used to mock them for their dumb insults
Jeff: "Bro, you look like a french toast stick."
Bob: "Find less retarded insults you fricken blueberry."
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When a girl has a Blue Waffle and gets wet, then that liquid tends to have a different color than normal fluid, it's turns a blue-red color which is called Blueberry Jam.
Girl: Uh Uh Uhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
Boy:What The Hell is that!
Girl: It's Blueberry Jam
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Blkubeerry pie is reffered to as smurf vagina. the creamiest of vaj's and yet the most unpleasant. Smurf vagina has the highrest rate of chlamydia and will turn your dick blue.
Man, i had some blueberry pie last night, but it turns out papa smurf got there first
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The greatest Youtube video created. By the greatest Youtuber of all time...The Amazing Atheist.
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a very goood soup but sounds like a whorehouse or something.
ryan: blueberry soup??? sounds like a whorehouse!
John: wtf is that?
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1. A delicious Odwalla blueberry shake, filled with antioxidants.
2. Rare, extreme cases of blue balls, in which a man will go on a raping rampage.
Girl: No, I'm not going to have sex with you.
Guy: Well, then I might just turn into a blueberry monster!
Girl: Ok! I'll have sex with you! What a delicious drink!
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