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CFD. The official festival of Wilmington, IL. Usually the last weekend in July. While there's stuff for kids during the day (e.g. carnivals, parade) the epic stuff happens at night when the streets are closed and the bars are flooded with hundreds of partygoers. At Catfish Days, not only are you encouraged to blackout, but you are given a free pass to make a fool out of yourself for 3 straight nights.
Stranger: Hey, what's with all the music and drunk people in the streets?
Jimmy Hunt: It's Catfish Days you dumb idiot. Go Wildcats!!
Stranger: O wow I've heard about this! Get me a beer ASAP!
Jimmy Hunt: Catfish Daaaaaayz!
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The lowest compliment you can give to someone who is fishing for a compliment.
Girl: I spent sooooooo much time on myself today. Took forever to get ready. I think I look great! Don't I look great?!
Guy: Oh, yeah, um, yeah, your toenails, they are, really trimmed.
When Salina was fishing for compliments on Tinder and Danny haf no interest, he gave her a catfish compliment.
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Only the hottest chic Riften. She's fun loving, and fun to hang around.
I'ma give Immaa Catfish some of my fishy Cat.
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the few tiny hairs that grow on the sides of a persons upper lip. often seen on mexicans and young boys who can't grow in a full mustache yet. reference to the "mustaches" on catfish.
sorry, you can't grow a real mustache yet, but those little whiskers on the sides of your lips are shaping up to be a pretty good catfish mustache
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The result of a man dying from unknown causes during vaginal penetration.
Yep Bob was on top and had a heart attack while in my catfish coffin.
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bits and pieces; if you will... the boy parts strapped up so you cant see them on an individual who is a transexual or transgender. Drag Queens also have catfish nuggets.
That fly chick I took home last night was all about me; but man I slid my hand down and grabbed up a fistful of catfish nuggets. It was a Dude!
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When a catfish or other cat-like fish jumps out of the water and mauls your face repeatedly
Tim: "Holy crap Jim! You just got random catfish attacked!"