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When a woman sits down on the toilet but didn't realize that the toilet's lid was down.
"I went to sit down on the toilet but I forgot to look to see if the lid was up. The toilet lid made contact with everything. EVERYTHING. It was like a snail's landing upon the toilet seat."
The most perfect, amazing, cool, pretty, beautiful, handsome, gorgeous, stunning, swag, poggers, t a l l rat in the world,, really awesome ejjadjej we should get a completo date
When a girl rides a mans spine and leaves a slime trail.
Kim says "Will you have sex with me Chris?"
Chris replies "No but you can ride my bumpy spine and get yours."
Kim answers "We Snail Backed last week, can't we do so missionary?"
A man who prefers to date women that are slow minded or dull-witted.
"Yo, that homeboy loves them dumb bitches! He be a snail tracker, yo!"
the trail that the snail leaves in its dust.
Snails have been here, you can see its snail cummies.
The best game ever (don't believe me? google it)
Snail Bob is the bestest game ever!
a band from Leechburg, PA in the late 1970's through the mid-1980's that rocked from southwestern Pennsylvania to Canada. Their mix of blues and rock-a-billy made their sound as mean and righteous as a fist.
I just came back from an Albino Snail gig. Dude, those guys are as mean and righteous as a fist!