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A Queen in a deck of cards.
"When I was playing Cribbage I had all four mop squeezers in my hand"
a person who is mopey and a downer, needy, and selfish. they soak up all of your attention. they are incapable of giving anything back.
a wet mop might be a man you are dating who constantly needs attention from you, but then never gives you attention back. when he is around, he is inconsistently happy/mopey. when you address to him that he is sending you mixed signals and/or tell him that he is making you feel bad based on his actions, he assumes no responsibility for his actions or inactions.
when some one in a fight gets grabbed by the hair and dragged on the floor
Yeah she was talking shit so ima mop the floor with that bitch when i see her!
an ugly whore, or any ugly girl in general who you would piss on.
man, jessica is just a fucking piss mop.
Clerk: Ma'am, the crotch mops are in aisle 4, next to the ass wipes.
the phenomenon of having excess hair on one's rear-end. Said excess hair is usually located on but not limited to the butt-cheek area. May also be located around the sphincter and thus contribute to the barking spider phenomenon.
"Eww Bobby, don't moon us, that's gross. I don't wanna see your butt-mop."
to be so drunk you cant stand up on your own, just like a mop handle won't stand up on it's own.
Marty has fell down three times tonight! He's mop handled!!