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*RAP*

Acronym
Retards Attempting Poetry

All that *rap* is is poetry gone retard

by brett calvin September 20, 2006

48๐Ÿ‘ 44๐Ÿ‘Ž


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A pathetic excuse for music, rap isn't real music to begin with, the simple fact is that rap is poetry set to a beat. Original rap wasn't so bad. It dealt with many different issues and was worth listening to. But recently this rap has been taken over by shit also known a "gangsta rap." Really all that it talks about is how that rapper " went tru da hood an' shot da cops" now really why cant they pronounce anything right? do they think it's cool or something to sound like a retard and say "da" instead of "the"? Even if you ignore the horrible "music" the sub culture of it is really sickening. Fans walk around looking like either criminals or like retards with too much jewelry. They can't even talk, it's like they had to try and sound unique so they came up with stupid sounding words like shizzle,and yo and stupid phrases like "in da hizzy" really they just look and sound like a bunch of fucking idiots.

Guide to making a rap song

Step 1: Either record some random beat by spitting into your hands and looking like a dumbass, or pay someone else to do it.

Step 2: Write some words that rhyme and tell a story about how you did something illegal. If you can't come up with a real rhyming word just make one up.(That's how shizzle came to be)

Step 3: Record yourself saying the words in step with the beat.

Step 4: Send it to a record company, if they like it they will ask yout o make a few more that sound exactly like it.

by superninjapenguin March 4, 2007

36๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž


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o, and by the way. your not gangster if your mommy drives you to school

ganster dont go 2 school,and if they did. they woulnt get driven by their mommies. rap is stupid

by musikluver September 3, 2006

40๐Ÿ‘ 37๐Ÿ‘Ž


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Shittiest music ever made. It's always about either how much drugs I do or how many women(or men) I fuck.

The only thing that can top rap music is the music videos, which always are about the rapper in the center while women in bikinis dance in the background.

Rappers almost always say "fuck the police" in their songs, but would not hesitate in calling them if they were being robbed.

Completely talentless, this music(if that's what you want to call it) is the pinacle of humanity's intelligence declining.

You can't spell CRAP without RAP

by fuckitall June 3, 2006

71๐Ÿ‘ 73๐Ÿ‘Ž


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Rap is just music. Just so you all know, bashing it doesn't make you cool. There is more to rap than guns, sex, and drugs. Just cuz it isnt wrapped up in some lameass pop mtv clique doesnt make it suck. I'm out.

10 Year Old MTV-Obsessed Girl: Oh my frickin god! Rap is terrible seeing how nobody actually lives in a ghetto! Lets go listen to Avril Lavigne cause she isnt some poser rapper!

Another 10 Year Old MTV-Obsessed Girl: You are so right! Lets post our juevenile stereotyped opinion on all the websites we know! Avril Lavigne Forever!!!

by TRUforever July 13, 2006

50๐Ÿ‘ 49๐Ÿ‘Ž


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Retards Attempting Poetry (R.A.P)

Rap is the lamest attempt at music ever.

by F1r3fr3nzy May 30, 2006

66๐Ÿ‘ 68๐Ÿ‘Ž


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What some people call "music" (although that is a matter of opinion), rap being produced these days is usually boring and meaningless, pretentious shit with someone complaining about how hard their life was before they got a multi million dollar record deal.
Many people prefer other music over rap, as other genres of music tend to use more layers in their music so it is deeper musically than just vocals and a rhythm.

Some rappers, such as Eminem, you could respect, even if you didn't like their music, because their music meant something. But even he has gone completely downhill, and I can't think of any decent rappers worth mentioning at the moment.

by Kate___x August 28, 2005

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