When somebody is almost bored to death, and in order to preserve their sanity clicks every button on the keyboard, and then does it again backwards.
1234567890-=qwertyuiopasdfghjkl;'\\zxcvbnm,.//.,mnbvcxz\\';lkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq=-0987654321`
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how do you relieve boredom?
oh i know!
*types +`1234567890-/*-qwertyuiop\789+ASDFGHJKL;'456+zXCVBNM,./123\0.*
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congrat you reach the maximum level of boredom
im bored imma type 1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>?abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzABCDEFGHIJKLNPQRSTUVWXYC
its when your bored out of your mind in school and decide to type `1234567890-=Qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,.//.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\poiuytrewqpoiuytrewq=-087654321 on your keyboard
is she typing `1234567890-=Qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,.//.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\poiuytrewqpoiuytrewq=-087654321
wow. you my friend are certainly bored. how about a book? make some food? watch a movie? you have reached the peak of boredom. it is time to rest your weary head and get off urban dictionary.
Person 1: hey my guy whats up
Person 2: `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>?abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
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A person flexing on their new iPad Pro 1847 69th generation
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zxcvbnm,./`1234567890-=asdfghjkl;'qwertyuiop\ its literally just that
Dad: Son. I just want you to know that testicular cancer has taken the life of your mot-
Son: zxcvbnm,./`1234567890-=asdfghjkl;'qwertyuiop\
Dad: W-What
Son: zxcvbnm,./`1234567890-=asdfghjkl;'qwertyuiop\
(Dad dies)
(Son ascends to godhood)