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They are secretly besties
Hey look that’s a Jack and Elle right there
Basically a vibrating dildo shaped liked Chuck Norris’ gun. The French “for her” lends the powerful device a soft feminine connotation.
Just about the only thing that gets her off these days is The Norris… Pour Elle
wen u diss some1 obviously out loud in front of the whole world
wow u have a really small penis
ur nose looks huge today
u have so many moles go dig a hole
When shit is going great; you must grunt ELL YEAH to anybody you love. #ELL YEAH #SuckADick #SwagSwag #IfYouAin’tDownYouAFag #ELL YEAH
I just made 50k today, ELL YEAH!
This little lady is a proper one she is. She loves life and enjoys past, present and future. She is a sex goddess and enjoys getting bedded on many an occasion but always nice never naughty. She has fear of personal detail and card machine as well as be charged. She have sheself one too many a gin on the Boxing Day.
Above all she be a pious lass and never miss sheself a confession at Sunday mass.
God knows she be the queen of twerk.
“Have yeh seen that Elle Jade? She be sooooo nice!”
A large vibrating dildo shaped like Chuck Norris’ gun. The French phrase “pour elle” means “for her” lending the device a soft, feminine connotation, despite its explosive power.
She thought orgasms couldn’t get any more powerful until she tried The Norris Pour Elle
elle-louise is the most wonderful and amazing person you will ever meet. she is kind-hearted and extremely helpful even when you don't want her to be. she will always out do herself and exceed all expectations. her beauty matches no other kind. it is very easy to get lost in her deeply coloured eyes. the best way to approach an elle-louise is to be patient and careful as they can be fragile. you will never meet another person like an elle-louise, they truly are perfect.
"hey did you see elle-louise?"
"of course i did! she's so beautiful and amazing!"