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just. no. Nobody has time for that useless crap. Not helpful. Not learning anything. The stress on the brains of doing homework after 7-10 hours of crap makes us more likely to suffer from memory loss in the future. Stress causes memory loss idiots! Thats why old people have bad memory. How the fuck has nobody done anything about this? We are all going to be stupider than fish if nobody does anything about this. I used to be so smart when I diddnt do my homework. But guess what mother fucker? My IQ dropped 10 points. 10 POINTS. You know why? I did my homework to much.
"Hey wanna help me call 911? I was shot and I'm bleeding out."
"Hey man. Im really sorry, but, I have to do my homework."
"Oh my gosh I'm so sorry! You finish your homework" (dies)
Homework is work you get to do at home cuz you are assigned it at school. All kids don't like it because we want to live outside of school and not do more work at home. Teens have probably started a #cancelhomework2020 movement
Homework is CANCELLED
The ultimate torchure tool that these hooligans called teachers use to punish you for working on the same exact crap for 7 hours, and ask you to turn it in the next day just to give you some of the save freaking material.
Whoa! What're you doing?
Oh, this bully gave me his homework..
*Gasp* Derrek?
No, Mr.Peterson!
A mental torture device used to penetrate unnamed poor defenseless children. You go to school for 6 freaking hours then you come home and guess what? You need to do more work!
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(I stole that joke haha)
Mom, I have to go home and because of Ms. Fatperson, I'm getting a homework assignment where I study the solar system and why Uranus is on its side. His T.A., Mr. Sartorius gave us some answer we wrote down on the sheet and we need to read the book they gave to us for 20 minutes and solve the answers to the ones we know. So I'll read none and get an F for FANTASTIC!!! and it'll be a great day for me.
Homework is a form of bullshit that dick-head teachers unload on you after spending 7 fucking hours wasting your valuable time on stupid fucking shit we'll never need to know. Do you seriously need to know the food chain to get a fucking job at Wendy's? No we don't, so these teachers can go fuck themselves because I'm just gonna wipe my ass after taking a shit with my fucking math paper assigned by old slut Parkinson.
Homework can go suck a fatass dick!
A complete waist of time and money that liberal governments force on already overstressed and generally pissed off kids or teenagers.
Guy 1: Did you guys do the Homework? Guy 2: There was homework? Guy 3: Yeah! Guy 4: FUCK I DIDN'T DO IT! Guy 5: Just kill me now and get it over with.
stressful stupid shit that bitchass teachers give every fucking day. they constantly shove it up your ass and nag about it like the dumb fuckers they are. the worst homework is fucking algebra. BITCH I COULDNT GIVE TWO FUCKS ABOUT WHAT X EQUALS OR WHAT THE SLOPE OF (3921, 748923) AND (7897423, 432789) IS. and then you stay up all fucking night studying your ass off just to FUCKING FAIL. and if you fail, you fail and you can't do shit. HUH? i have absolutely no idea how these smart ass kids in class actually get this shit. you really wanna look at all those numbers and fucking SOLVE THAT? HELL TO THE NO. I'D RATHER EAT SHIT THEN DO ALGEBRA. i'd rather do anything then stay up all fucking night doing homework. homework is a whole nother form of just fucking torture. IF MY GODAMN TEACHER TELLS ME TO SHOW MY FUCKING WORK ONE MORE TIME I'M GOING TO COMMIT VEHICULAR MANSLAUGHTER AND ARSON. fuck homework. fuck math. fuck school. the reason for all my fucking stress is school. I NEVER GET A BREAK ITS THE SAME SHIT UP YOUR ASS EVERYDAY. don't even get me started on teachers. you can suck my ass ❤❤
stupid hoe (teacher): please finish your homework!!111!!
me: no fuck you