Deo-gasm

When a deodorant can is sprayed in a room and the scent fills the air. If the smell is good then all ladies instantly have a 'Deo-Gasm'. A Deo-Gasm involves closing eyes, sniffing in large amounts and groaning in a satisfied manner.

*Chhhhht* <-Deodorant Sprayed
Girl 1- Ooooh! thats soooo niiiice, you smell so niiice! mmmmmmmm Deo-Gasm!
Deodorised Man- Ohhhhh yeehhhh

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morning gasm

you know that noise you just have to make when you wake up in the morning. It is is often accompanied by a yawn.

Fred: "Hey, why couldn't you have done that last night?"
Wilma: "What?"
Fred: "Have something nearly as powerful as that morning gasm"

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Score-Gasm

after a goal is scored during a hockey game the #1 fan will yell "SCORE" while everyone in the croud will yell "GASM"...this will not only create massive fan unity, it will also increase the players performance levels.

me-"Score"
ALL the fans-"GASM"

-croud goes crazy because of the Score-Gasm-

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Eye-gasm

1) When a person sees something soooo amazing or undescribable he/she feels a feeling in their mind imitating an "orgasm" in the head.
2) When a person rubs some sort of object on their eye or in their eye socket and get turned on by it.

1) When Christina was walking through a store she saw playdough and got an extreme eye-gasm.
2) After Christina got an eye-gasm off the playdough she ran home to achieve extreme eye-gasm by rubbing penis shaped playdough on her eye.

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Q-gasm

An orgasm sustained in a queue (British. "line" if you're American) of people, either voluntarily or not.

…the guy behind pressed up against me and I had a q-gasm.

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fag-gasm

(noun) An overwhelming pleasurable sensation perceived by gay men upon discovery of new and exciting fashion items, etc.

(vi, vt) The act of receiving such a sensation.

Oh my GOD! Vera Bradley makes BINDER CLIPS?! I totally just had a fag-gasm.

Guys. Did you see the new Brahmin line? I just fag-gasmed.

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Zo-Gasm

The exploding feeling you get when you see something so cute and cuddly.

Holy shit! Look at how cute that kitten is. I think I might have a Zo-Gasm!

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