When you love someone very very much you can tell them that you love them 3000
The saddest number in human history according to Marvel.
"I love you 3000."
-Tony Stark
the gay man that snorfs little kids toes when they sleep
beware of the snorfotron 3000
A tiny pistol placed in ones asshole as a self protection purcaution.
To use the Asscapper 3000
1. Pull pants down
2. Assume crab position
3. Clap ass cheeks to fire
Haley survived being mugged thanks to the Asscapper 3000
A more modern, and upgraded version of the soul-deprecating BT-1000. Included in the upgrades of your typical BT-1000 hood rat is the propensity for brawling with other hood rats typically in fast food establishments. Their typical physical characteristics can be described as thus: usually slightly obese and attired in a full-body skin suit usually of black or leopard pattern with an oily appearance
Damn, did you see how that BTX-3000 was tearing into her man - and in public like that?
A more modern upgraded version to the typical soul-deprecating BT-1000. Aside from being the typical hood rat, the BTX-3000 upgrades include engaging in brawls with other hood rats frequented in fast food restaurants. They are typically slightly obese and attired in a full- body skin suit of black or leopard print and of an oily appearance. The most common advise from experts is these upgraded versions are not to be trifled with. Please keep your distance
Did you see how that BTX-3000 treated her man - damn, and in public?
A variation on the Andre 3000mL, a running race/drinking game in which the participants run a 3000m race (AKA the "Metric 2-mile") and must finish an entire bottle of Andre 3000 champagne between starting and finishing the race.
"You ever done a Beer Mile?"
"Nah, but I'll whoop your ass in the Andre 3000!"