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5th quarter

It is the place that everyone goes to after a football game to hang out and have a "little party".

Everyone was so pumped we won the game, so at 5th quarter we threw buckets of ice water on the football players.

by Drocr September 10, 2007


March 5th

Jessica’s birthday

“what’s today
“it’s march 5th
“oh it’s jessica’s birthday
“she’s a whore

by daddybot69 October 23, 2019


5th of January

The single most Catholic birthday ever , Hail Hail

Are you born on the 5th of January?

by Naughtynotn October 16, 2019


July 5th

July fifth is the day of celebrating being worse than your siblings. Chances are, your friends only hang out with you so they can get closer to the members of your family that they actually enjoy (your siblings). You are worse in all aspects when compared to your siblings including looks, humor, personality, etc. Basically, you just suck in contrast to your siblings.

Wow today is July 5th! It's the one day of the year where I can be proud of the fact that my brothers and sisters are much better than me!

by Jacob Sheridan October 30, 2020


January 5th

This day is for people who get dodged on there birthday.

Guy: we hanging for my birthday

Girl: It’s January 5th right

Guy: ya

Girl: Nah

by Blake Dunn October 30, 2019


November 5th

National dont talk at school day! If you talk at school your bestie cant talk to you!

"You" Hey bestie👋.

"Bestie" 😮 you do know its November 5th right?
"You" oof

by National Don'alk At School Day November 04, 2019


November 5th

National feel sad/depressed day on this day you can let anything out it’s your day :)
<3

“Damn why are you so sad today?”

Haven’t you heard it’s November 5th?”

by IconicLegend69 November 04, 2021