Random
Source Code
Random
It is the place that everyone goes to after a football game to hang out and have a "little party".
Everyone was so pumped we won the game, so at 5th quarter we threw buckets of ice water on the football players.
“what’s today
“it’s march 5th”
“oh it’s jessica’s birthday”
“she’s a whore
The single most Catholic birthday ever , Hail Hail
Are you born on the 5th of January?
July fifth is the day of celebrating being worse than your siblings. Chances are, your friends only hang out with you so they can get closer to the members of your family that they actually enjoy (your siblings). You are worse in all aspects when compared to your siblings including looks, humor, personality, etc. Basically, you just suck in contrast to your siblings.
Wow today is July 5th! It's the one day of the year where I can be proud of the fact that my brothers and sisters are much better than me!
This day is for people who get dodged on there birthday.
Guy: we hanging for my birthday
Girl: It’s January 5th right
Guy: ya
Girl: Nah
National dont talk at school day! If you talk at school your bestie cant talk to you!
"You" Hey bestie👋.
"Bestie" 😮 you do know its November 5th right?
"You" oof
National feel sad/depressed day on this day you can let anything out it’s your day :)
<3
“Damn why are you so sad today?”
“Haven’t you heard it’s November 5th?”