5th quarter

It is the place that everyone goes to after a football game to hang out and have a "little party".

Everyone was so pumped we won the game, so at 5th quarter we threw buckets of ice water on the football players.

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March 5th

Jessica’s birthday

“what’s today
“it’s march 5th”
“oh it’s jessica’s birthday”
“she’s a whore

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5th of January

The single most Catholic birthday ever , Hail Hail

Are you born on the 5th of January?

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July 5th

July fifth is the day of celebrating being worse than your siblings. Chances are, your friends only hang out with you so they can get closer to the members of your family that they actually enjoy (your siblings). You are worse in all aspects when compared to your siblings including looks, humor, personality, etc. Basically, you just suck in contrast to your siblings.

Wow today is July 5th! It's the one day of the year where I can be proud of the fact that my brothers and sisters are much better than me!

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January 5th

This day is for people who get dodged on there birthday.

Guy: we hanging for my birthday

Girl: It’s January 5th right

Guy: ya

Girl: Nah

October 5th

Punch a Chloe day.

Person: what day is today
Chloe:October 5th

*person punches Chloe*

October 5th

National get yo money up not your funny up day

Person 1: bro I’m broke as a joke

Person 2: bro what day is it today

Person 1: October 5th
Person 2: ye get yo money up not your funny up