henry 8th is a player who had 6 wives .
fuck you hoe i am henry 8th
8th February is simas bday so everyone go and wish her happy bday
Yo it’s the 8th of February
We should go wish Sima happy birthday!
THE 8th of October is the international lend your sister to your friends day. You got a sister? You gotta let your friends borrow her today
Guy 1: Bro, you gyat to let me borrow your sister today
Guy 2: Aight bro, but just because it is THE 8th of October
You beat the living fuck out of anyone named Ivan/Ian, and they can’t do anything about it
Ivan/Ian: *Gets the fuck beaten out of them*
Ivan/Ian: bro what the hell?!
Other person: It’s November 8th
Ivan/Ian: Fuck
National Kick Isabella Day
A day where you get to kick Isabella because shes mean
"Hey Isabella, it's November 8th. You know what that means!"
National FaceTime your girl day
Hey it’s November 8th I guess I get to FaceTime you