National dead day. Every one is dead on February 8th
Person 1: Yo why you dead
Person 2: It’s February 8th
Person 1: dies
Throw your short friend out of the window day! Especially if their name begins with a S!
Lob that short ass out of the window it’s February 8th!
National BIG BRAIN day, if you are born on February 8th you have higher than average IQ at least 2000 points, and you are probably DUMMY THICC
congrats buddy
Sara : damn he's so hot, I bet he's born on February 8th
Le monke : uh oh, stinky POOOOP
National happy birthday Tiger-lily day the day where everyone celebrates Tiger-lily and their birthday
Person: it’s February 8th
Other person: it’s Tiger-lilys birthday yay
Tiger-lily: *smile and waves*
henry 8th is a player who had 6 wives .
fuck you hoe i am henry 8th
You beat the living fuck out of anyone named Ivan/Ian, and they can’t do anything about it
Ivan/Ian: *Gets the fuck beaten out of them*
Ivan/Ian: bro what the hell?!
Other person: It’s November 8th
Ivan/Ian: Fuck
National Kick Isabella Day
A day where you get to kick Isabella because shes mean
"Hey Isabella, it's November 8th. You know what that means!"