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When a group of buddies get together and pair up. One jerks the other off until he cums. First to come wins the race!
I can’t wait for the penis derby this year. I love being gay with my friends!
Down and derby
During a foursome, swingers or couples swap. Placing the females side by side in a doggy style position. Their lovers /counterparts grab their hair/ponytail (s) from behind, after they have entered. Begin riding as if you are in the "Kentucky derby" seeing who gets to the "finish line" first. Slap your ladies ass and exclaim faster. Hold on tight
Hearing the trumpet play at the Kentucky derby reminded me of the time we went "down and derby" with that couple from Philadelphia. Gotta have better odds of finishing first.
No not South Normanton just Normanton, when first travelling to Normanton (Which is located near Derby) i thought i was in Saudi arabia, it was so rough and looked like a fucking warzone, everyone you looked at was just pure scrubbers and during my visit i got stared down at by a bald bloke rolling a ciggy while at the traffic lights. Luckily i made it out alive from the horrific visit i made so even though South normo is shit as it is just stick to there instead.
Person 1: You ever been to Normanton Derby?
Person 2: What south normo?
Person 1: No the rougher version near Derby
A pie flavour at the Cottage Bakehouse in Kingsland
Darnell - Hey did you get a Mushroom Derby for lunch?
Jamie - Nah g
A football/soccer match between the following teams: Manchester City, Newcastle United, Paris Saint-Germain, Al Nassr, Al Hila, Al Ittihad, Al Ahli, ect,
The Oil Derby between Man City and PSG ended in a 3-3 draw, what a game!
Friedness; ha ha, ha; bleh bark mode; shamaneshamana
Jake: i lost my juul
Skeet: dude its in your f*****g hand
Jake: on no dont say it
Skeet: DERBY MODE ACTIVATED