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1. Commisioner of the NHL
2. A greedy, selfish, stuck-up jerk. Must be fired.
Gary Bettman is the worst commisioner of any sport ever.
An axe-wielding maniac from the Tampa Bay area who offers legal advice when you call his 1-800 number after an accident.
If you've been in an accident, call 1-800 AXE GARY.
I dunno 'bout choo, but I'ma call 1-800 AXE GARY!
Quiet sweet strong sexy man
Very mysterious and intimidating
Big heart
Always on alert
Always on the go
Native warrior who stands up for
What he believes in.
Damn that Gary sure looks good today!
The Unit. Approach with caution Will do everything in his power to cock-block teens.
Teen: The Unit is such a cock-block.
Other Teen: Yeah sorry that's my step-dad Gary.
Bald headed fugitive who claims he’s a truck driver but can’t get a normal driver’s license for the next decade. He’s not as cool as he thinks he is.
Gary said he’d pick me up around 6, but showed up on a bicycle and made me ride the pegs. When we gained some speed, his wig piece fell off and the date was all downhill from there.