Gary Ishizaki

the secret identity to his characters Crazy Ish and Major Math. creator of web hit "haloINTegers" and a few others. he is known to have hair resembling ramen noodles. fucking pedo I'm telling you, math teacher at some fucking middle school, probably wanks it while thinking about the 6th graders, wouldn't surprise me

"its my n work Gary Ishizaki"

gary bettman

1. Commisioner of the NHL
2. A greedy, selfish, stuck-up jerk. Must be fired.

Gary Bettman is the worst commisioner of any sport ever.

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axe gary

An axe-wielding maniac from the Tampa Bay area who offers legal advice when you call his 1-800 number after an accident.

If you've been in an accident, call 1-800 AXE GARY.

I dunno 'bout choo, but I'ma call 1-800 AXE GARY!

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Gary

Quiet sweet strong sexy man
Very mysterious and intimidating
Big heart

Always on alert

Always on the go
Native warrior who stands up for

What he believes in.

Damn that Gary sure looks good today!

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Gary

A wonderful man.. but also a very big mug..

Gary is a mug

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Gary

Bald headed fugitive who claims he’s a truck driver but can’t get a normal driver’s license for the next decade. He’s not as cool as he thinks he is.

Gary said he’d pick me up around 6, but showed up on a bicycle and made me ride the pegs. When we gained some speed, his wig piece fell off and the date was all downhill from there.

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Gary

A depressed wee psycho who wants to die. Gary is also very bad with the females he will always talk to one but never get her.

fuck your such a Gary

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