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Any person who chooses to play a Mage in World of Warcraft or other online games.
Mage: “dood I sheeped that Drood 3 times but it didn’t work @#$!! GIMPED ME!”
Guild Officer to an epic geared Mage: “No Gimp you can’t join my 1337 guild and run teh instance. Drop a table and stfu kthxbye”
Healer in PVP: “I one shot that Gimp!”
Mage’s mom in guild chat: “Gimp > Mage”
Mage forums: “I am a F@#%% Gimp, why does blue not care QQ?”
Farmer: “ME no money froom farm 2 hour when use Gimp no good so using rugoe”
General chat: “If Gimp than WTB port to Shatt plz”
Game Developer: “Here comes the gimp stick <insert update>”
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A person who is an absolute, also Gimp can be pronounced "Gump"
Why won't you lend me you shit pants? you absolute gimp
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group of wierdos who suck at life
OMFG so much god damn gimps its like a Gimps Galore
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The act of shoving your cock against the ball-gag which your helpless sex slave is wearing, to the point he starts to gag and caughs up spunk from the previous molester.
After Gary had to beg for mercy to take off his ball-gag, he realized he was the helpless victim of gimp punishing and needed a new job and new friends.
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Someone who attends University and are extremely keen to go to university events, take part in university events, or hang out with people who engage in these events. Also, people that run for University elections come under this category.
James: Hey Sam, Are you going to the Science Ball tonight? Free alcohol all night!
Sam: Fuck no James, I'd rather play in traffic than hang out with Uni Gimps like you all night.
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A person who has a hair cut which is extremely short that is embarrassing.
Brandon.V: Ryan, you and Mr. Minto have a gimp cut. How gay?
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1. (noun) a game in which one or more players count (out loud) how many gimps they see in a day.
2. (noun) the current or final tally of gimps counted during this game
The game is played thusly: upon seeing the first gimp of the day, the player or players point at the gimp in question and loudly say "One!". Then, when another gimp is sighted, the players again point, this time saying "Two!". The game continues like this until the end of that day, at which time the final tally is stated. The next day, a new count begins.
Dude, we went to the mall today and they were bringing in a busload of retards from the home. Our gimp count went through the roof!
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