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Scott: Velociraptors are the worst dinosaur.
Everyone else: Your wrong, scott hamilton.
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Quite possibly the greatest baseball announcer ever. The Clevend Indians primary announcer for the last 34 years.
Tom Hamilton is the greatest baseball announcer ever and could totally beat John Madden in a street fight.
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A surprise involving penetrating someone's asshole with a pre-frozen turd. Optimally turd will be made from someone else's shit.
"Hey man, why are you covered in tiny scratches?"
- "Oh I totally hamilton surprised my cat last night, and let me tell you - she was pissed!"
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When you tip a stripper 10 dollars US in the anus.
Dude if you give that stripper a dirty Hamilton she just might tip you.
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An actress that was in the 1st two Terminator movies. She looks extremely old and could be a stunt double for the crypt keeper, despite only being 52.
Holy Crap how old is Linda Hamilton? She looks like she's 200 years old? I guess that is what cigarettes and no botox does to a woman.
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If you've been to Hamilton Wenham, leave. It's filled with white kids that can't play sports, and when they lose their dad's give them a pat on the back sayixng "sport we're going to the yacht club after no worries." It's 99.9% white, and the other .1% is that one black kid in school who is from Gordon Conwell and is gone the next year. If you want to do anything, there is nothing to do. There is only like 1 restaurant, if you go you will see the entire population of Hamilton Wenham there. The only thing to look at is the amount of old people taking their daily jogs. It might be the worst town to get stuck in because #1 there are no hotels #2 NO SELL SERVICE #3 There will be no one to help you, instead the police will be busy catching the 16 year old spoiled brats driving Lamborghinis. There is one thing people are decent at here, and it's golf. Catch those old people at world renown "Myopia Hunt Club," but we all know that no one as ever heard of it before.
"Hey are you from Hamilton Wenham?"
"yeah, how'd you know?"
"You're wearing vineyard vines."
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A big chested attractive woman, also known as T-Bone. She's attracts the best guys, the best friends, and is stuck with the best family ever. She's a total biotch to those who deserve, but can also be the best friend you'll ever have. She's got a wicked sense of humor and can definately make you laugh!
Tara Hamilton is one swell girl. She can sure make me giggle.
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