if you do "a joey" it means to get out your penis out regularly, attempting to entertain other people. Most commonly done on webcam.
f*cking hell kemp did a joey last night!
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1.Baby kangaroo
2.Duck lover
1. A joey just popped out of that kangaroo!
2.Yea what can i say, I am a joey.
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A person who is not well liked, or has no friends, but chooses to follow people around as if they were his friends
Dude, i hope joey doesn't sit with us again.
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An annoying Ginger that drinks too much ginger ale, and lives in a tavern. This kid is a fucking pain in the ass, he think's he's cool and strong but really he's not. If your friends with this monstrosity you should fuck him up and put him in his place. Also so should get some better friends than that albino piece of shit joey.
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Joey is a caring, adorable, and loving guy. They are usually very outgoing and can get along with literally anyone. Joeys are strong, very smart, and NOT FAT. A lot of people will say that they're handsome, cute, hot, or maybe even sexy. A ton of people love them, but only a few will get close enough to see their true identity. Joeys always seem like they're happy and cheerful and can light up the room with their smile, but don't let that fool you. They are truly very insecure about themselves and overthink everything. And if you have a friend named Joey, let them know that they mean a lot to you, as that can turn around their entire day. They always keep things to themselves but will share their problems with their girlfriend or incredibly close best friend. They don't want others worrying about them, as they worry about others a lot. Joeys make amazing boyfriends, as they care about their one and only so much. They love their girlfriend unconditionally, and they love him back. They are usually very awkward when people are around but are total romantics when you two are alone. They love playing around and they're just very goofy. So, if you have a Joey in your life, don't let him go, otherwise, it might be the biggest mistake of your life. You truly don't want to let him go.
girl 1: "omg, do you see that guy over there?"
girl 2: "are you talking about joey?"
girl 1: "well duh, he's so cute"
girl 2: "you should go talk to him!! or i might as well.."
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The act of defecation. Can be used shorthand as well, Joey.
Adam: where is chris?
Kaz: oh I think he's joeying right now.
Adam: shit! I need to talk to him.
Or
Adam: god, I need to drop a fat Joey right now.
Kaz: chris is in the bathroom joeying as we speak.
Adam: shit!
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An upper class male or female that buys the best sporting equipement and therefore, gives himself he is a pro and owns the place when in reality he's just a dick with alot of money and no skill.
Dude, the joeys are coming up to the mountain from Long Island today...no freshies for them!
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