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When a member of a workplace feels so threatened by other members of staff that they have to fabricate both an entire back story of the 'exciting' life they abandoned to come and work here.
A Martin Stoner will usually see there way to the top by using their supreme lying skills to cajole insecure people into their clique, and try to 'push' other members out.
Worker 1: Did you hear that Worker 3 tried to get Lily fired?
Worker 2: Oh no, that's terrible!
Worker 1: Yeah I know
Worker 3: What are you talking about?
Worker 1: Did you try to get Lily fired?
Worker 3: No, what made you say that?
Worker 1: Well worker 4 told us - he used to work for Medicine Sans Frontier in the favelas of Rio de Janeiro so we believed him.
Worker 3: It's not true - it's a Martin Stoner.
Worker 1: Oh right, I'll watch what worker 4 tells me from now on.
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He’s just that kid who’s so fucking good at hockey.
Oh Martin Salomon....
Yah that kids could fucking destroy kill you with his hockey stick if he really wanted too
I would only be stating the obvious to describe the legendary comedian, but I just want to come on here & say that BrainStern is a fucking dipshit.
Peace.
Steve Martin is was great in his heyday & BrainStern should stick to Judd Apatow films.
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The most obnoxious man you will ever meet he can be funny but is soooooo stuck up. He thinks everything he does is right and is over-opinionated. You may occasionally meet a good one who gives you sweets in his white van.
You; did he really just tell someone their opinion was wrong.
me; he is such a Martin.
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A great comedian. Dropped out of law school after realising it sucked. Became a comedian. He is a personality on ShoNEXT. A branch of the showtime movie channel. Has stated in his act that he gets his jokes from a forest in his mind where hobbits, dragons, and his Mother and Grandmother live. Thinks he is less compassionate then a desert because his cactus died. And has proven that Leather Sleeves = Coolness.
"This creature is made of the head of a horse, And the body of a man who seeks alot of attention. This symbolizes me in college."
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A human of darker pigmentation often referred to as a nigger. Survives of eating ice cubes,bananas, and beating retarded kids
Yo he finna go Martin mode stop him!
Ayo Nigga is that a Martin?
Damn! He always acting like a Martin
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Martin is really gay, he is often seen sucking dick on the side, he likes to talk to dudes and only dudes, because he is gay for them.
That Martin is hella gay.
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