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When a guy ejaculates on a woman, coating her in a “glaze” just like a poptart.
Chad: “when Jenna came over last night bro, I made her a ‘poptart’”
Alex: “I’ve made tons of girls a ‘poptart’ dude, you’re not even close to my number.”
The pimpiest mother fuckers out there. These people are the best and eat the best poptarts out there. They also get poptarts discounts for their shear sexiness. They also pull all the bitches out there.
I wish I was a Poptart VIP like Jose, I'd get all the bitches.
When your dick gets stuck in a cake, but you then pull it out off the cake and fuck har with your now frosted penis.
"Strange things happened last night my dude! Ended up doing a poptart condom
n: The act of a man inserting only his testicles into a woman's vagina; The act of intercourse using only a man's testes and the birth canal.
Sam: "Yo dude, how was Sally last night?"
Matt: "I was too good to her."
Sam: "Why?"
Matt: "I gave her a Swedish Poptart."
a white kid that is part black but has a small dick and cannot rap but tries very hard to.
dude do you know any cracker crust poptarts?
yea Eminem is one.
The act of horizontally splitting the penis in half and cutting off the top piece, making the bloodied bottom piece look like a poptart when viewed from above. Used as a torture method in Burkina Faso
Thomas Sankara's assassins initially wanted to give him a Burkina Faso Poptart but the plan was dropped due to logistical issues.