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A popped collared preppy douche who wears salmon pants and thinks his dad can buy everyone. Also enjoys scotch on the rocks and a blonde bimbo
That guy is such a poptart, stay away!
When a guy ejaculates on a woman, coating her in a “glaze” just like a poptart.
Chad: “when Jenna came over last night bro, I made her a ‘poptart’”
Alex: “I’ve made tons of girls a ‘poptart’ dude, you’re not even close to my number.”
Something that is so negative, that it is positive or something so positive, that it's negative.
Based on the old Poptart advertising of "So hot, it's cool. So cool it's hot".
Person 1: "That movie was so bad, it's actually good."
Person 2: "Yup, confirmed Poptart Effect."
He has a BIG dick that if enters you your legs will become useless.
PopTart Jesus has a very BIG dick.
This act of charity requires 5 partners. The 1st partner will siphon semen from the genitals of the 2nd. The 2nd partner will then swallow the semen and allow it to digest, many hours later once the semen has left the body in the form of feces, the 3rd partner will swallow the feces and then force themselves to vomit it back into the rectum of the 4th partner
I got Chernobyl Poptarted last night, and now there are stains on the carpet